I have read on the BBC portal (and earlier on one of the Polish news portals) that the Teletubbie-something named Tinky Winky is gay. Holy crap. Incredible. How can they show that to kids? Oh my dear JC and other saints, they will die on apoplexy straight away seeing a funny, fluffy creature with a woman’s purse! It’s so non-Polish that it’s like a blasphemy. How can these western bastard stuff our kids with that, this requires Spanish Inquisition attack! Homosexual propaganda! Absolute nightmare. Remember, folks: GAY word cannot exist in the modern language, and if by accident it will happen that someone you know is GAY then for sure he’s just a crazy, devious propaganda-paedophile-spreading machine. Don’t touch him even with the stick. Let’s show the kids what’s the real world like, show them another transmission from Vatican, I am sure they will enjoy it more!

Or maybe show them all the hypocrisy, homophobia, jealousy, political shit, fights, stupidity and all of that? Naaah. We can’t. Let’s pretend we’re soo cool! So let’s make a fuzz about the Teletubbies and prove that the government really cares about the youngest ones. This will greatly improve morale and drive people out from the real problems, like economy, finances, drugs, prostitution, corruption and all of this. Hell yeah! That’s a good plan.

When I am reading things like that I am sad. Not because of millions of kids watching gayish Tinky Winky, but because of all this bullshit happening in Poland right now. Is this country going anywhere? I think it’s falling down so quickly that sometimes I am ashamed I was born there.

Mr Sowinska, dear government, I am so sorry, so very sorry for you.

And, by the way, I hate Teletubbies, and I am sure my kids won’t like it either (when I will have them). But not because of the gay in the Teletubbies family.